I just finished lunch (for lack of a better term) at our town’s local haven for ethnic food and left wing ideology. Once finished I bought a cola (for lack of a better term). I began to drink it and thought it tasted funny so I read the ingredients and imagine my dismay when I discovered it contained NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURS, COLOURS OR CAFFEINE! What AM I drinking then? Blue Sky Natural Cola that’s what. Blue Sky Natural Cola – a certified waste of aluminum.