Got some funny spam today:

Dear subscriber,

Never have I eaten so much turkey. Only now am I awakening
from my poultry-induced haze. Had the boss not pointed out
the cranberry sauce stains on my bib, I wouldn’t even have
noticed that I was still wearing the thing. That’s the last
time I stow it in with my work shirts.

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