I got another cute preamble in some spam I apparently opted into. Here it is:

Every year, my father promises me he’ll insulate the garage so I don’t freeze all winter long. Every year, he “forgets.” And every year, he’s reminded that the words “bonfire” and “garage” don’t sound so great in the same sentence.

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