I apologize for the impersonal nature of my Blogs of late, but life’s been busy. The ironic part is I’ll probably only have the time to write about my life the next time it becomes less interesting; and that will be a hoot to read right?
The Following Were Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD.
HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
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FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOUR’S DOG
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FREE PUPPIES…
PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART STUPID DOG
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS LIKE A RAT…
BEEN OUT AWHILE..
BETTER BE REWARD.
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1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB — $850/offer
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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE…
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:
1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
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TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS
OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO,
EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED…
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
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FULL SIZED MATTRESS.
20 YR. WARRANTY.
LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
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NORDIC TRACK $300
HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY
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BILL’S SEPTIC CLEANING
WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS”
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SHAKESPEARE’S PIZZA – FREE CHOPSTICKS
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HUMMELS – LARGEST SELECTION EVER
“IF IT’S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!”
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HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
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GEORGIA PEACHES
CALIFORNIA GROWN – 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE:
NEVER OPENED – USED ONCE
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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
STARTING PAY: $7 – $9 PER HOUR.
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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS – $175.
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OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT’S MADE OF
100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
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LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY.
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ALZHEIMER’S CENTRE PREPARES
FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
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OPEN HOUSE
BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON
FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
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AND THE BEST ONE
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica. 45
volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or
best offer. No longer needed. Got married
last weekend. Wife knows everything.
