Stuart asked me to download a biorythm program to help him calculate our collective lethargy to 2 decimal points. While I personally believe biorythym calculation is up there with reading chicken bones and tea leaves I downloaded one for him anyway. Just because it would be a lark I decided to calculate mine and learned that I would be better off sitting in front of an episode of Jerry Springer and eating potato skins than be at work today. That is, of course, if you believe biorythm mumbo jumbo.

James our new downstairs guy is listening to Japanese pop tunes. The office sounds like the bar from Star Wars Episode 4.